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Jokesss...

1) I remember one from my primary school days.

A Chinese, a Malay and an Indian were on a plane about to crash. 
They have 4 seconds to jump out of the plane before it crashes.
They decided to count to three and jump out of the plane. 
However, only the Chinese survived. Why? 

Chinese: yi , er , san (out of the plane in 3 seconds)
Malay: sa-tu , du-a , CRASH!!  
Indian: on-ne , ren-ne , CRASH!

2) One day, in the plane .. a flight to London on AIR INDIA, there was an Indian man and a British man they were sitting beside each other so while on the flight ... the air stewardess started serving food but the Indian man, he brought his own food. He took out his own food .. Thosai, Rice, Chicken Curry and Mutton curry. The British man asked him " What is that? " the Indian man then replied " This is food India" Then the stewardess started serving drinks .. the Indian man took out his bottle of Lassi(yogurt drink) and started gulping it down, then the British man was curious and he asked "What is that ?" the Indian man replied and said "This is water India" . So after a few minutes everyone in the plane was relaxed .. the British man was sleeping and the Indian man was reading his newspaper .. SUDDENLY the Indian man farted .. the British man startled and he woke up and he asked the Indian man "WHAT WAS THAT !?" the Indian man replied and said " That is Air India"

3) There was a chinese man from China and also another chinese man but from Malaysia standing at a pond. The chinese man from China was standing there and told the chinese man from Malaysia, that if you skip a rock across the pond it will tell you one of you greatest ancestors. So, the chinese man from China skipped a rock across and the pond said, "Ching-Chang-Chee." The chinese man from China said that it was his great uncle. So the chinese man from Malaysia said, "let me try." So he skipped the rock and the pond said, "Chim-Pan-Zee". 

AHHH..I got nothing to do...so...post some joke lo 

What Makes A Malaysian A Malaysian?, [ typical malaysian ]

1. A typical young Malaysian can name all the players from a top English Premier League club, but ask him to name one football player from Malaysia, he cannot!

2. When Stre amy X come, you complain Stre amy X too slow. When Maxis Broadband come, you complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. When WiMax come, you complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, you say Stre amy X still the best lah.

3. When highway toll price increase, you complain. When petrol price increase, you complain. When you go Starbucks buy RM10 coffee, NO COMPLAINTS.

4. When you cannot find parking in a shopping mall and have to walk very far, you complain. When you go inside the shopping mall and there's SALE , run from one end of 1Utama to the other, that one NO COMPLAINT.

5. You are always late. And the excuse you give when you're late is always either: (a) traffic jam (b) no transport or © cannot find parking.

6. You have a parent who forces you to take science stream in high school, study engineering in Uni, then when you graduate, they ask you to forget everything you learnt in Uni and do commerce..

7. You know someone who can specially develop an angmoh accent when speaking to an American / British / Austr alia n.

8. You complain against the government in kopitiam, you talk loud loud. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also talk loud loud. Attend ceremah by DAP, you shout loud loud. Then when Oppo siti on organise a protest and ask you to go, you dun wan. Scared later kena tangkap by ISA.

9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queuing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.

10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.

11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.

12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians..

13. When a Chinese student won a scholarship, you say 'Wah! Very clever hor?' When a Malay student won a scholarship, you say 'Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!'

14. When an angmoh stranger kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy. When a Malaysian guy kisses you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him in face.

Saya ketawa keluar bising/ I lol'ed

Thanks to LYN (lowyat.net)

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Im bored...Since this blog look like its gonna die.. Let me revive it..Haha..Enjoy